a A Very Truthful Lie


so other than that, mrs. lincoln, how was the play

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i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with

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Yesterday my friend and I were walking out of Forever 21 and the wind blew my skirt up a little. I had shorts on underneath (for this very reason) but two guys in a parked car saw it happen and yelled at me to lift it more, I yelled back, “fuck you!” and they laughed. So I took my pocket knife out of my bag and said, “I will slash your fucking tires” and they did not laugh

proper procedure

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im alive but only ironically

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